Proust! In questionair form!

My answers in caps because I STILL can't make paragraph breaks-- this'd be unreadable otherwise 8888888888888888888888 What is your idea of perfect happiness? ASCENSION. LIVING IN THE NEXT DIMENSION. SOUNDS LIKE FUN What is your greatest fear? FEAR? WHAT FEAR? I DON'T BELIEVE IN THE STUFF NO MORE Which historical figure do you most identify with? ...Um, SENIOR PEN DRAGON, ACTUALLY Which living person do you most admire? I GOT TO GO WITH SANANDA THE SANANDA. What is the trait you most deplore in yourself. DEPLORE? WHAT'S THAT? DON'T BELIEVE IN SELF-HATRED EITHER... THAT STUFF'S NO GOOD What is the trait you most deplore in others? I CAN'T ANSWER WHAT I FEEL IS THE SPIRIT OF THIS QUESTION FOR THE PHRASING. WE ARE NOT OUR TRAITS, WE ARE ONLY BEING OUR TRAITS WHEN WE ARE BEING THEM. THERE'S A BIG DIFFERENCE What is your greatest extravagance? I DON'T UNDERSTAND THE QUESTION, SORRY What is your favorite journey? LIFE, DUDES! LIFE! What do you consider the most overrated virtue? OVERRATED VIRTUE IS A CONFLICT IN TERMS On what occasion do you lie? THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS LYING TO ME. ANY TRUTH YOU SPEAK IS A TRUTH, EVEN IF MOST OF YOU DOESN'T BELIEVE IT. IT STILL ACTS THE SAME AS ALL OTHER THOUGHT... IT ATTRACTS THROUGH THE LOA JUST THE SAME, AND THEREFORE IS ONLY A TRUTH YOU DON'T BELIEVE. WHEN DO I SPEAK TRUTHS I DON'T BELIEVE? MOSTLY AT WORK. IF I TOLD MY TRUTHS AT WORK, I'D NOT HAVE JOB. I TEND TO TRY TO REFLECT AT WORK, AS BEST I CAN WHILE FEELING COMFORTABLE, CONTEMPORARY IDEOLOGY. A BIT LIKE HAVING A 'SECRET IDENTITY' THAT Which living person do you most despise? WHAT? I MUST HAVE MISUNDERSTOOD THE QUESTION. (OR IS THIS WHY IT'S CALLED "PROUST?" Which words or phrases do you most overuse? OVERUSE? I'M CONFUSED AGAIN. I DON'T UNDERSTAND "OVERUSE," ALL THINGS EXIST AND ARE PERFECT. OVERUSE, UNDERUSE, THESE IMPLY STATES THAT SHOULD BE BUT ARE NOT. I REJECT THIS. What is your greatest regret? REGRET? MAN THIS IS CONFUSING. STRANGE QUESTIONAIRE... What or who is the greatest love of your life? THE UNIVERSE. Which talent would you most like to have? I WANNA BE ABLE TO SEE IN FIVE DIMENSIONS AND MOVE IN FOUR. *UNIVERSE, PLEASE? PRETTY PLEASE?* What is your current state of mind? RELAXED, DEEPLY HAPPY, CURIOUS, EXCITED, DRIVEN, FOCUSED, PLAYFUL If you could change one thing about your family, what would it be? I'D SEE THEM AWAKE AND DANCING IN THE RAIN. What do you consider your greatest achievement? BEING THANKED, FOR ANYTHING. If you were to die and come back as a person or thing, what do you think it would be? A LIGHTWARRIOR ON A YOUNG PLANET If you could choose what to come back as, what would it be? WHATEVER THE UNIVERSE SUGGESTS. What is your most treasured possession? POSESSION? WHAT? What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery? THE CONDITION OF BEING OUT OF PHASE WITH THE SELF. Where would you like to live? TELOS, ATLANTIS, ANCIENT EGYPT, ETC. What is your favorite occupation? TIME-TRAVELING SANANDA KINGDOM-BRINGER. SERIOUSLY, CAN I APPLY?? I'M TRY REAL HARD PROMISE What is your most marked characteristic? I NEVER STOP. What is the quality you most like in a man? BRAVERY AND KINDNESS, A GIVING SPIRIT, OPEN EYES What is the quality you most like in a woman? BRAVERY AND KINDNESS, A GIVING SPIRIT, OPEN EYES What do you most value in your friends? BRAVERY AND KINDNESS, A GIVING SPIRIT, OPEN EYES Who are your favorite writers? SALINGER, HARUKI MURIKAMI, HESSE Who are your heroes in real life? THE KID WHO BATTLED THE GREEN KNIGHT. (IN REAL LIFE) What are your favorite names? THEY'RE JUST ARRANGEMENT OF LETTERS. IT'S ALL THE SAME TO ME. What is it that you most dislike? FREE WILL VIOLATION. How would you like to die? HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO EAT A MEAL? STRANGE QUESTION... PAINLESSLY, I GUESS. What is your motto? CHANGES EVERY SECOND, BUT RIGHT NOW, IT'S "ON MY KNEES I PLEDGE: I WILL REACH THE UNREACHABLE STAR." I HAVEN'T FIGURED OUT WHO OR HOW MANY PEOPLE I'LL TAG YET BUT I'LL LET YOU KNOW WHEN I DO.